DEADWEIGHT OF THE WORLD.
the-dark-haveness:

And it’s real.

My brain just imploded on itself

the-dark-haveness:

And it’s real.

My brain just imploded on itself

lino954:

wearing these right now

I use to have a pair of these…They must’ve been unlucky, because I NEVER GOT LUCKY.

lino954:

wearing these right now

I use to have a pair of these…They must’ve been unlucky, because I NEVER GOT LUCKY.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

chickenkitchen:

gnarrrly:

Internet Arguments: The Animated Film

hdskjfgksjd my side hurts

arousable:

I fucking hate judgemental people. I’m more like, oh hey you smoke? Good for you. Oh hey you drink? Drink the fuck on. You’ve had sex? Chill! You haven’t? Chill! You wear a lot of make up? Cool. You don’t? Well all fucking right. I don’t care if you have tattoos or piercings, I don’t care if you have a lot of money or don’t, I don’t care if you have a fucked up past. I’m no one to judge and neither are you.

wadodem:

Dem tapes. #harbinger #flhc (Taken with instagram)

wadodem:

Dem tapes. #harbinger #flhc (Taken with instagram)

THA MUTHAFUCKIN’ TRUTH SIREN, OOOOOOO.

THA MUTHAFUCKIN’ TRUTH SIREN, OOOOOOO.

adventuretimefan:

My Mathematical Finn and Jake tattoos. I could not be happier with them :D
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/blameitonourbodies
submitted by blameitonourbodies

OH YOU FANCY, HUH?
Seriously though, that’s awesome. Pretty jelly.

adventuretimefan:

My Mathematical Finn and Jake tattoos. I could not be happier with them :D

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/blameitonourbodies

submitted by blameitonourbodies

OH YOU FANCY, HUH?

Seriously though, that’s awesome. Pretty jelly.